Re: C6C??? [TANKS]

[Frank Pittelli <frank-at-rctankcombat.com>]

Showa wrote:
> That sounds good to me Frank....By the time I get mine rolling you'll 
> have it ready...LOL

Yes Curt, we'll be ready when you are.  The makers of the C6C ...

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Unfortunately Curt, the "Alliance Version" will take a little longer 
than originally expected because of the advanced features requested by 
your organization.  Specifically, we're having problems developing the 
"stretch" version intended to make it look more impressive while 
cruising the strip and the "hot-tub" version which allows it to be used 
during your "business meetings".

One point of clarification:  In your Special Engineering Request (SER), 
you stated a requirement that "any iddiot[sic] could use it".  Although 
we have experience developing such items ... exactly how dumbed-down 
does it have to be?  Should we label the joysticks "left" and "right"? 
Should the Tom-Tom automatic navigation assistant say "Turn Left Now" or 
"Push the left thingy to the left now"?

As we indicated in our previous correspondence, you may still want to 
consider our "Tri-Pact World-Wide Remote Control Service"  (TP-WWRCS) 
where experienced Tri-Pact combat operators control your vehicles 
anywhere in the world via the Tri-Pact BattleStar Satellite System 
(TP-BSSS).   For a low monthly rate, we'll do the battling for you, 
allowing you to sit under the viewing tent (provided for a small 
optional service fee) while being served margaritas by a beautiful 
Tri-Pact Bunny (TP-B) (provided for a larger optional service fee).  We 
can also guarantee a victory through one of our affliated partners, the 
Vegas Alliance Battle Resolution Service (VABRS). But, of course, you 
know all about that service :-)

Once again, thank you for your continued partnership and please continue 
to send our cut, er royalty payments, via the secure courier.

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... stand ready to service their clients needs.

        Frank "Better Battling Through Cheap Components" Pittelli