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From: Joe Sommer <anvilus9-at-adelphia.net>
Subject: DEFCON 2 for January 1 [TANKS]
Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2005 01:29:07 -0500
Reply-To: tanks-at-rctankcombat.com


Steve,

How is your new tank progressing?

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Lower the Cone of Silence ..............

Secret coded message for Steve Tyng, MAG renegade.

HIGHEST PRIORITY - EYES ONLY - DESTROY AFTER READING

Anvilus Secret Service (ASS) operatives patrolling
Edgewater MD declared a DEFCON 2 emergency today.
Billowing clouds of noxious Tri-Pact B*** S*** fumes
were monitored over the Wilelinor Massif.

A rag-tag collection of Maryland Attack Group (MAG)
personnel arrived at Tri-Pact HQ for a special holiday
"Build Session" (BS) on Saturday, January 1.  As usual,
nothing got built and the BS soon degenerated into
ankle-deep B*** S*** mostly about the superiority of
Tri-Pact RC tank technology and Ravens football.

The following photos were received at Anvilus HQ
shortly before communication with the ASS ground
team abruptly went dead.  Next of kin have been
notified.

"Click_and_Clack.jpg"
The senior Pittelli Brothers, Click and Clack,
demonstrate their new Tri-Pact gravity feed paint
ball magazine.

"KV_1.jpg"
Paul Pittelli's KV-1 (Russian translation =
Kagriculturalsky Vtracteur) parked in front of
Tri-Pact HQ.

"Miscommunication.jpg"
Will Montgomery and John Pittelli argue about
the pizza order.  Tri-Pact tankers never agree
on anything.

"Redball_2.jpg"
Marty Hayes demonstrates his new two-wheel supply
vehicle, Redball 2, to admiring MAG groupies.

"Sparks.jpg"
Mike Blattau (seated) makes no attempt to help
his brother Nathan reattach his thumb after an
unfortunate welding accident.  Note that sparks
are still flying behind Nathan.

DEFCON 2 will be reduced as soon as the fumes clear.


HIGHEST PRIORITY - EYES ONLY - DESTROY AFTER READING

Raise the Cone of Silence ..............
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I look forward to seeing some photos of
your new tank.

Joe


**********************************************
Joe Sommer, Anvilus Machine Works
2378 Nantucket Circle, State College, PA 16803
814.234.4773     anvilus9-at-adelphia.net
http://www.anvilus.com

Click_and_Clack.jpg

KV_1.jpg

Miscommunication.jpg

Redball_2.jpg

Sparks.jpg