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| Type: |
U.N. Peacekeeper |
Armament: |
None |
| Built: |
June, 2003 |
Armor: |
None |
| Builder: |
Mike Blattau |
Rating: |
0/1 |
| Status: |
Operational |
Battles: |
22 |
| Owner: |
Mike Blattau |
Points Earned: |
47,188 |
| Call Sign: |
??? |
Points Given: |
18,750 |
| Notes: |
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Has been known to supply both sides with ammo
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Mike drives the U.N. "SPFOR" supply vehicle across the battlefield
with a supply trailer in tow. Mike says that "SPFOR" stands for the
"Stop Pittelli Force". The supply vehicle uses Kiddie Car Motors
(KCMs) to power all four wheels, giving it lots of power. The rough
terrain didn't bother it much, although it lost traction over some
mounds of dirt that the tanks negotiated with ease. It proved to be
one of the more reliable support vehicles.
The U.N. vehicle supplied all sides during the conflict, dropping
aid packages with every load of ammo, which included: chocolate bars, nylons,
condoms and family planning brochures written in 17 languages.
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Mike Blattau hauls himself back to the pit area after a hard
day trying to maintain peace on the battlefield. With severe funding
shortages and a lack of battlefield experience, his U.N. forces were
unable to bring a halt to the fighting. Instead, they focused on raising
money by hauling ammo for both sides. Torn between his mission of bringing
peace to the world and raising money to keep going, Mike was heard chanting
"Why can't we all just get along" everytime he unloaded more paintballs.
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June 2004:
The U.N. Support Vehicle
was converted to an armored car in order to enforce the U.N.'s self-declared
monopoly on supplying ammo to all sides. Moreover, the vehicle tows
a 155mm artillery piece leased by the U.N. from Tri-Pact.
The U.N. (Mike and Nathan Blattau) intend to destroy any
support vehicles operated by rogue trucking companies, such
as Hayes Hauling Company, during the conflict. See
Maryland Massacre
for more details.
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