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by John Pittelli
Who would have known that the modular contruction of
the Comet would result in something other than ease of
transportation. Faced with drivetrain component
machining delays the turret was transformed into the
Bunker Comet.For only about $12 in parts and paint The
Bunker Comet was able to perform flawlessly for the 2
day uprising. So fellas, if you build a turret that
can function alone, you will have a blast at the next
battle if the chassis is not complete.
Marlow Realty, formerly Marlow Trucking and
Hauling, believing in the defense of private property
rights, purchases the Navarone Gun and the untested
Bunker Comet to defend the town. Knowing that the
General's Wife likes to joyride, they also purchased
the "Rocket Man" Humvee. Like most
untrained (aka. feminine) drivers she broke the steering
wheel while joy riding so we only had forward and
reverse.
Pitted against us were the Anvilus Taxi
Service and MAG Cab. With six against three (yeah like
the cabbies would fight each other) Marlow Realty
entered into negotiations with Anvilus Taxi to insure
the safety of the General's Wife for a 50% share in
the victory points (it is all about the points you
see). Needless to say MAG Cab was surprised and
dismayed when all guns turned to face them.
The next sortie saw the trade agreement reneged
upon by Anvilus Taxi in a very treacherous turn of
events (is there any other way?) Midway through the
next onslaught Chief Dispatcher Sommer attacked the
Bunker Comet artillery men from behind. Of course he
fired the shots first, then stated "The deal is off". We
quickly renegotiated terms with Mag Cab for the safety
of our beloved General's wife. Things progressed very
well until Chief Dispatcher F. Pittelli decided, "Hey
I think we can get all of the points now ourselves
so the deal is off."
Luckily Marlow Trucking had built up enough ammo
reserves so that the rival cabbies could not abduct
our girl and charge her ridiculous fees for their
service.
Here are pics of one of the current projects for
Marlow Realty. Tracing back our lineage has revealed that
we are 1/1000th French Iroquois (i.e., one of our
ancestors saw an Iroqouis once), and as such we are
entitled to a casino on our land. This will aid
mightily in the growth of Marlowville as we already
have connections to the business side of casino operations
via The Alliance with the Desert Dogs of Las Vegas.
Notice the liberal use of razor wire.
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