Members of the Maryland Attack Group have grown increasingly
concerned that Mr. Tyng may have been subjected to various mind
altering substances during his recent visit to The Netherlands.
Such technical geniuses are always on the verge of insanity even
during normal times, but the stress of traveling combined with Dutch
beer and other products of Amsterdam may have pushed him over the edge.
To that end, the Maryland Attack Group will be hosting The Intervention
for Mr. Tyng, to be held on Saturday, June 17th, in St. Charles,
Maryland. The intervention will draw together over a dozen close
friends skilled in various techniques of "paint therapy". We're
certain that after Mr. Tyng has been subjected to such treatments,
he will once again resume his normal routine of developing advanced
combat systems for MAG and TyngTech.
Anyone who is able and would like to attend The Intervention is
welcome, with or without your own therapy equipment. Extra equipment
is always available and all spectators are encouraged to participate
in the process of healing. No experience necessary ... just the
desire to heal.
Hope to see everyone on June 17th.
Dr. Frank Pittelli
Director of the Healing Center
Mental Health Division
Maryland Attack Group
a subsidiary of Black Sword & Shield