To: Headquarters
From: Radiokontrolliertespaintballpanzerfabrik ,,Phil’s Shed “
Subject: Panzer 38(t) Hetzer, construction of
Sir
It is my pleasure to report that construction of the Machine is proceeding apace. Our loyal and dedicated staff have been working night and… well, night on the suspension and since we have been kindly supplied with a 12mm drill bit (by an anonymous donor known only as Keith Harden) the drills have not stopped (except for sleep, work, the Harry Potter movie, coffee, that sort of thing. Also the drill was getting hot).
Here you can see the Glorious Suspension System:
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