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From: |
Vern Dernberger <vern.dernberger-at-tns.org> |
Subject: |
North Atlantic Treaty [TANKS] |
Date: |
Sun, 09 Apr 2006 19:33:18 -0400 |
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tanks-at-rctankcombat.com |
April 9, 2006
Annapolis, MD.
Representatives of the powerful Maryland Attack Group (MAG) met today
with an envoy from The Netherlands Tankers (TNT) to discuss issues of
shared importance. The European envoy, known only as "WJ", was greeted
as a VIP and was given a private tour of the super-secret Tri-Pact
Research and Development labs. WJ not only got to see an array of tank
technology, but was also given access to some of the powerful warship
technology that made Tri-Pact famous.
Before his departure, WJ was provided with a supply of high-amp
connectors that are the standard power connector for all Tri-Pact
vehicles. Experts believe that this indicates that TNT will be
retro-fitting their vehicles to interoperate with MAG vehicles and
batteries. WJ was also given a collection of highly classified battle
video that is used primarily for MAG training exercises. WJ departed
soon after the Heineken was gone.
Although the exact details of the visit are still unclear, it is widely
believed that MAG and TNT have agreed to join forces. Along with the
existing pact between MAG and the Vegas Alliance, this represents a
formidable 3-way alliance that spans 8 time zones. Experts agree that
this could be a calculated response to the wave of Canadian activity on
MAG's northern borders. If war breaks out between the Northern
Barbarians and MAG, critical access to Canadian beer could be disrupted
causing shortages and panic in the US. But, with the Dutch as allies,
MAG can now import sufficient supplies of Danish beer to offset any
Canadian shortage. Such so-called "Beer-For-Technology" treaties are a
common weapon in MAG's diplomatic arsenal and we will continue to
monitor their effectivness.