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Joe Sommer <anvilus9-at-adelphia.net> wrote:
Darkness now shrouds the universe of RC Tank
Combat, for the Dark Lord of the Sith has found
a new Apprentice.
Lured to the Dark Side by the glamor of evil, he was.
Trained in our arts of RC Tank Combat, he was.
Padawan to Jedi Knight Ostevan Tynobi, he was.
Anakin Pittelli, he was.
Darth Frank, he has become.
Our only hope is to break this unholy alliance between
The Sith and his new Apprentice. We know little about
the Dark Lord of the Sith except his nickname "The Legend".
But we know much about his new Apprentice and the former
Apprentice, Darth Paul.
Ostevan Tynobi used the obscure "Sherwin Williams"
attack to best Darth Paul in combat by covering him
with thick layers of multi-colored paint.
Darth Frank's greatest weakness is an ill-begotten belief
that his antiquated paint ball tank is a mighty war
machine.
We must use his vanity to our advantage.
Ostevan Tynobi has lured Darth Frank to invade Southern
Maryland on Saturday, May 21. We must surround his
decrepit Tiger with all operational paint ball tanks and
apply "Sherwin Williams" to him. Hans and Lando
Blattau have already begun to haul massive quantities of
paint balls with their Millenium V100 in preparation
for this epic battle.
We must be cautious however. Count Will Dooku has
recently renovated his venerated Panther and he
has been supplying hardware to "The Legend" from
forge worlds Kamino and Surplus Center. More
importantly, recent sub-space transmissions intercepted
from the desert planet of Las Vegas indicate that their
Trade Federation may be harboring a third Apprentice,
Darth John.
Tighten your tracks. Swab your barrels. Prepare for
battle on May 21.
May the Force be with
you.
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Joe Sommer, Anvilus Machine Works
2378 Nantucket Circle, State College, PA 16803
814.234.4773 anvilus9-at-adelphia.net
http://www.anvilus.com