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"John Barager" <gogetta20-at-hotmail.com> |
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Re: Custom Marker [TANKS] |
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Date: |
Mon, 18 Apr 2005 19:31:59 -0300 |
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tanks-at-rctankcombat.com |
Could this be a battle on the 21st?
Humm..
kinda odd it's my girlfreind and I's 3 year anniversary too.
I demand that any tanks that show up without a turret, and with a name
starting with an "H" and ending with an "r" be painted beyond recognition.
Please.
- John "I'm out to get that Hetzer" Barager
----Original Message Follows----
From: Frank Pittelli <frank-at-rctankcombat.com>
Reply-To: tanks-at-rctankcombat.com
To: tanks-at-rctankcombat.com
Subject: Re: Custom Marker [TANKS]
Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2005 12:10:17 -0400
Steve Tyng wrote:
>
>Since Tyng Industries is for the free and unlimited dissemination of
>information for the betterment of the hobby. We will vigorously
>fight
>the impending patent application for the TP-TPSAD device. It is
>apparent that Frank "Bill Gates is my God" Pittelli and the
rest of
>the
>Tri-Pact cronies care little for the hobby and are only in it for
>short
>term monetary gain.
Mr. Tyng,
It is clear from the aggressive nature of your response that Tyng Industries
is once again trying to de-stabilize the southern Maryland region with sabre
rattling and making hollow promises to the masses. History has shown that
Tri-Pact is not only the champion of freedom, but a friend to everyone in
need.
As such, we regret to inform you that Tri-Pact will invade Southern Maryland
on May 21, 2005 at approximately 8am with the largest R/C combat army ever
assembled. The task force will be led by our recently acquired T34 which
has been upgraded to the operational standards required by Tri-Pact
Engineering. The T34 will be supported by a vast array of armored vehicles
and artillery that has no equal anywhere in the world.
Recent intelligence information from the Tri-Pact Battle Management System
indicates that Tyng Industries has fallen behind in the production of it's
"advanced weapons platform" and that you will be relying instead
on insurgents from the Pennsylvania Urban Fighting Force (PUFF). Please be
advised that we are currently in negotiations with Joe "PUFF
Daddy" Sommer regarding his autobiographical book and movie deal. As
such, he may not provide the type of support you are anticipating.
Fortunately, Mr. Tyng, after the total devastation that will result on May
21, you and your countrymen will be eligible for interest free loans and
lucrative building contracts as Southern Maryland is rebuilt and returned to
the people. We strongly recommend that you apply for those loans and
contracts "now" before the post-devastation rush. That will allow
the rebuilding operation to begin immediately after the last paintball is
fired. In fact, rebuilding may actually begin before the war because of an
advantageous scheduling window for the Tri-Pact Construction Division. If
so, they will coordinate all activities with the Tri-Pact Battlefield
Commanders to insure that new construction is not destroyed while your
armies are being annihilated.
Mr. Tyng, we realize that the coming weeks will represent both highs and
lows for your regime. Nonetheless, when this process has completed, we're
confident that you and your people will benefit from the long-term changes,
once again becoming a beneficial member of the Tri-Pact family.
Respectfully,
Frank Pittelli, Director
Dept of Destruction and Rebuilding
Tri-Pact Land Development Corporation