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From: |
"Steve Tyng" <STyng-at-ACPTrust.com> |
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Subject: |
RE: Custom Marker [TANKS] |
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Date: |
Mon, 18 Apr 2005 13:36:39 -0400 |
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tanks-at-rctankcombat.com |
After running Mr. Pittelli's latest dissertation through the THORF Mk2
BS filter ver2.01 this is what we get,
> It is clear from the aggressive nature of your response that Tyng
> Industries is once again trying to de-stabilize the southern Maryland
> region with sabre rattling and making hollow promises to the masses.
> History has shown that Tri-Pact is not only the champion of freedom,
but
> a friend to everyone in need.
98% probability: Attempt of Tri-Pact to placate masses with a campaign
of misinformation/misdirection.
> As such, we regret to inform you that Tri-Pact will invade Southern
> Maryland on May 21, 2005 at approximately 8am with the largest R/C
> combat army ever assembled. The task force will be led by our
recently
> acquired T34 which has been upgraded to the operational standards
> required by Tri-Pact Engineering. The T34 will be supported by a vast
> array of armored vehicles and artillery that has no equal anywhere in
> the world.
94% probability: Have bolstered technically inferior forces with
degraded Tyng Industry throw-offs.
> Recent intelligence information from the Tri-Pact Battle Management
> System indicates that Tyng Industries has fallen behind in the
> production of it's "advanced weapons platform" and that you will be
> relying instead on insurgents from the Pennsylvania Urban Fighting
Force
> (PUFF). Please be advised that we are currently in negotiations with
> Joe "PUFF Daddy" Sommer regarding his autobiographical book and movie
> deal. As such, he may not provide the type of support you are
anticipating.
99% probability: Tyng Industries misinformation campaign a success.
Weak attempt of coercion of Tyng allied forces.
> Fortunately, Mr. Tyng, after the total devastation that will result on
> May 21, you and your countrymen will be eligible for interest free
loans
> and lucrative building contracts as Southern Maryland is rebuilt and
> returned to the people. We strongly recommend that you apply for
those
> loans and contracts "now" before the post-devastation rush. That will
> allow the rebuilding operation to begin immediately after the last
> paintball is fired. In fact, rebuilding may actually begin before the
> war because of an advantageous scheduling window for the Tri-Pact
> Construction Division. If so, they will coordinate all activities
with
> the Tri-Pact Battlefield Commanders to insure that new construction is
> not destroyed while your armies are being annihilated.
99% probability: Tri-Pact cash reserves low.
> Mr. Tyng, we realize that the coming weeks will represent both highs
and
> lows for your regime. Nonetheless, when this process has completed,
> we're confident that you and your people will benefit from the
long-term
> changes, once again becoming a beneficial member of the Tri-Pact
family.
100% probability: Tri-Pact is loosing the technology race. Wishes to
acquire Tyng Industries to bolster their impotent Tri-Pact Engineering
division.
Steve Tyng, CEO
Tyng Industries
"Only when you want the best in R/C Tank Combat"