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From: "Steve Tyng" <STyng-at-ACPTrust.com>
Subject: RE: Custom Marker [TANKS]
Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2005 13:36:39 -0400
Reply-To: tanks-at-rctankcombat.com

After running Mr. Pittelli's latest dissertation through the THORF Mk2
BS filter ver2.01 this is what we get,

> It is clear from the aggressive nature of your response that Tyng 
> Industries is once again trying to de-stabilize the southern Maryland 
> region with sabre rattling and making hollow promises to the masses. 
> History has shown that Tri-Pact is not only the champion of freedom,
but 
> a friend to everyone in need.

98% probability: Attempt of Tri-Pact to placate masses with a campaign
of misinformation/misdirection.

> As such, we regret to inform you that Tri-Pact will invade Southern 
> Maryland on May 21, 2005 at approximately 8am with the largest R/C 
> combat army ever assembled.  The task force will be led by our
recently 
> acquired T34 which has been upgraded to the operational standards 
> required by Tri-Pact Engineering.  The T34 will be supported by a vast

> array of armored vehicles and artillery that has no equal anywhere in 
> the world.

94% probability: Have bolstered technically inferior forces with
degraded Tyng Industry throw-offs.

> Recent intelligence information from the Tri-Pact Battle Management 
> System indicates that Tyng Industries has fallen behind in the 
> production of it's "advanced weapons platform" and that you will be 
> relying instead on insurgents from the Pennsylvania Urban Fighting
Force 
> (PUFF).  Please be advised that we are currently in negotiations with 
> Joe "PUFF Daddy" Sommer regarding his autobiographical book and movie 
> deal.  As such, he may not provide the type of support you are
anticipating.

99% probability: Tyng Industries misinformation campaign a success.
Weak attempt of coercion of Tyng allied forces. 

> Fortunately, Mr. Tyng, after the total devastation that will result on

> May 21, you and your countrymen will be eligible for interest free
loans 
> and lucrative building contracts as Southern Maryland is rebuilt and 
> returned to the people.  We strongly recommend that you apply for
those 
> loans and contracts "now" before the post-devastation rush.  That will

> allow the rebuilding operation to begin immediately after the last 
> paintball is fired.  In fact, rebuilding may actually begin before the

> war because of an advantageous scheduling window for the Tri-Pact 
> Construction Division.  If so, they will coordinate all activities
with 
> the Tri-Pact Battlefield Commanders to insure that new construction is

> not destroyed while your armies are being annihilated.

99% probability: Tri-Pact cash reserves low.

> Mr. Tyng, we realize that the coming weeks will represent both highs
and 
> lows for your regime.  Nonetheless, when this process has completed, 
> we're confident that you and your people will benefit from the
long-term 
> changes, once again becoming a beneficial member of the Tri-Pact
family.

100% probability: Tri-Pact is loosing the technology race.  Wishes to
acquire Tyng Industries to bolster their impotent Tri-Pact Engineering
division.



   Steve Tyng, CEO
   Tyng Industries

   "Only when you want the best in R/C Tank Combat"