Re: T033 for Simms TRV [TANKS]

[JOHN PITTELLI <jplily-at-yahoo.com>]

Now now Jim. Be nice or we'll force you to take back
Quebec.  LOL...

John" wondering what ya'll do in the winter without
the NHL" Pittelli

 
--- Jim Neifert <jneifert-at-shaw.ca> wrote:
> TO ALL CANADIAN TANK COMMANDERS
> FROM ABBOTSFORD RC TANK DIVISION COMMANDER
> 
> Do not be fooled by the message sent out by the
> Office of Fools, I mean 
> Office of Officials. Recent copies of photo's of the
> vehicle show
> "MADE IN JAPAN" on the bottom ID Plate. Most likely
> made from recycled 
> American Beer Cans.
> 
> Commander, Abbotsford Division
> Molson Drive, BC
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Frank Pittelli" <frank-at-rctankcombat.com>
> To: <tanks-at-rctankcombat.com>
> Sent: Sunday, March 13, 2005 3:47 PM
> Subject: Re: T033 for Simms TRV [TANKS]
> 
> 
> > Joe Sommer wrote:
> >>
> >> Anvilus Machine Works requests the highly coveted
> >> designation number T033 for Fred Simms' new Tank
> >> Recovery Vehicle (TRV) shown in the attached JPG.
> >
> > Dear Sir,
> >
> > Thank you for your recent inquiry regarding an
> official designation for 
> > your Fred Simms' Tank Recovery Vehicle (FSTRV). 
> The R/C Tank Combat hobby 
> > thrives on the innovation of its members and Fred
> Simms continues to push 
> > the technology envelope.
> >
> > Unfortunately, however, you have applied for the
> wrong designation.  The 
> > FSTRV is clearly a Support Vehicle that has
> features that will be 
> > invaluable on and off the battlefield.  In fact,
> because of its beer 
> > opening capabilities, the FSTRV has been
> classified as an Essential 
> > Battlefield Support Vehicle (EBSV) by the North
> American R/C Tank Battling 
> > Treaty (NARC-TBF) Section IV sub-section A
> paragraph 12 which states that:
> >
> > Any vehicle capable of hauling, acquiring,
> locating and/or
> > assisting with the consumption of beer will be
> deemed an
> > "essential" support vehicle.
> >
> > This clause was added at the last minute to ensure
> that the Canadian 
> > delegation would sign the final agreement.
> >
> > In fact, not only does the FSTRV represent a
> perfect example of the 
> > intention of that clause, but it may cause an
> invasion by the Northern 
> > Barbarians into the Mid-Atlantic region in hopes
> of securing such a 
> > valuable vehicle.  Ironically, even though it is
> unarmed, the FSTRV could 
> > be the most de-stabilizing and sought after
> vehicle in the hobby.
> >
> > Therefore, at this time, we must reject your
> request for tank designation 
> > T033.
> >
> > Frank Pittelli
> > Official Director
> > Office of Official Officials
> >
> > 
> 
> 
> 


                
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