Re: T033 for Simms TRV [TANKS]

[Frank Pittelli <frank-at-rctankcombat.com>]

Joe Sommer wrote:
> 
> Anvilus Machine Works requests the highly coveted
> designation number T033 for Fred Simms' new Tank
> Recovery Vehicle (TRV) shown in the attached JPG.

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your recent inquiry regarding an official designation for 
your Fred Simms' Tank Recovery Vehicle (FSTRV).  The R/C Tank Combat 
hobby thrives on the innovation of its members and Fred Simms continues 
to push the technology envelope.

Unfortunately, however, you have applied for the wrong designation.  The 
FSTRV is clearly a Support Vehicle that has features that will be 
invaluable on and off the battlefield.  In fact, because of its beer 
opening capabilities, the FSTRV has been classified as an Essential 
Battlefield Support Vehicle (EBSV) by the North American R/C Tank 
Battling Treaty (NARC-TBF) Section IV sub-section A paragraph 12 which 
states that:

        Any vehicle capable of hauling, acquiring, locating and/or
        assisting with the consumption of beer will be deemed an
        "essential" support vehicle.

This clause was added at the last minute to ensure that the Canadian 
delegation would sign the final agreement.

In fact, not only does the FSTRV represent a perfect example of the 
intention of that clause, but it may cause an invasion by the Northern 
Barbarians into the Mid-Atlantic region in hopes of securing such a 
valuable vehicle.  Ironically, even though it is unarmed, the FSTRV 
could be the most de-stabilizing and sought after vehicle in the hobby.

Therefore, at this time, we must reject your request for tank 
designation T033.

        Frank Pittelli
        Official Director
        Office of Official Officials