Re: herpephobia [TANKS]

[Frank Pittelli <frank-at-rctankcombat.com>]

Joe Sommer wrote:
> Fred Simms wishes to remind his gallant foe about articles IV.6.d.
> and IV.7.j in our rules of engagement.
> 
> In response to the slanderous use of the word "impotence", ask Barbie
> (the Harlot) whom she prefers, the General or Fred.

In a personal interview to be published in the "R/C Field of Battle" 
magazine on Valentine's Day, Ms. Barbarella Von Brach noted that "Yes, 
Freddie Simms and I had a fling, but his constant legal debating was a 
turn-off", as she rolled her eyes, "I was looking for a powerful man who 
not only shows bravery and leadership on the battlefield, but who can 
stay upright while charging across the field".

In a related story published in "Accountants Quarterly", it was revealed 
that "Fred Simms would be undergoing a surgical procedure in the coming 
months to install an artificial spine developed at the Anvilus Plastic 
Works".  The story went on to explain that Simms would be healing from 
the procedure for about 6 months and would probably miss all of the 
upcoming spring and summer battles, although he plans to read a lot more 
about battling during that period.

        Frank P.