Re: DEFCON 2 for January 1 [TANKS]

[berin1-at-optusnet.com.au]

Hmmm, here in West Aust things have been a bit quiet on the tank front, it is good 
to see 
the cold war is still going strong...keeps us building for the inevitable US 
invasion....not to 
mention South Australia....thanks for keeping us hicks in the loop Prof Joe, tho I 
think your 
cone may have more than silence...

Boris 


> Joe Sommer <anvilus9-at-adelphia.net> wrote:
> 
> 
> Steve,
> 
> How is your new tank progressing?
> 
> 0=9q3u8`=n0d0`=940-1jepo-0qwijg-923u90123u\[pd,k\-=f`-ri3
> Lower the Cone of Silence ..............
> 
> Secret coded message for Steve Tyng, MAG renegade.
> 
> HIGHEST PRIORITY - EYES ONLY - DESTROY AFTER READING
> 
> Anvilus Secret Service (ASS) operatives patrolling
> Edgewater MD declared a DEFCON 2 emergency today.
> Billowing clouds of noxious Tri-Pact B*** S*** fumes
> were monitored over the Wilelinor Massif.
> 
> A rag-tag collection of Maryland Attack Group (MAG)
> personnel arrived at Tri-Pact HQ for a special holiday
> "Build Session" (BS) on Saturday, January 1.  As usual,
> nothing got built and the BS soon degenerated into
> ankle-deep B*** S*** mostly about the superiority of
> Tri-Pact RC tank technology and Ravens football.
> 
> The following photos were received at Anvilus HQ
> shortly before communication with the ASS ground
> team abruptly went dead.  Next of kin have been
> notified.
> 
> "Click_and_Clack.jpg"
> The senior Pittelli Brothers, Click and Clack,
> demonstrate their new Tri-Pact gravity feed paint
> ball magazine.
> 
> "KV_1.jpg"
> Paul Pittelli's KV-1 (Russian translation =
> Kagriculturalsky Vtracteur) parked in front of
> Tri-Pact HQ.
> 
> "Miscommunication.jpg"
> Will Montgomery and John Pittelli argue about
> the pizza order.  Tri-Pact tankers never agree
> on anything.
> 
> "Redball_2.jpg"
> Marty Hayes demonstrates his new two-wheel supply
> vehicle, Redball 2, to admiring MAG groupies.
> 
> "Sparks.jpg"
> Mike Blattau (seated) makes no attempt to help
> his brother Nathan reattach his thumb after an
> unfortunate welding accident.  Note that sparks
> are still flying behind Nathan.
> 
> DEFCON 2 will be reduced as soon as the fumes clear.
> 
> 
> HIGHEST PRIORITY - EYES ONLY - DESTROY AFTER READING
> 
> Raise the Cone of Silence ..............
> 238u0=`82=81740hi`n=r09`2ur09`j2m09`2874=0`1i`dm0=`9378ru=90`3j
> 
> I look forward to seeing some photos of
> your new tank.
> 
> Joe
> 
> 
> **********************************************
> Joe Sommer, Anvilus Machine Works
> 2378 Nantucket Circle, State College, PA 16803
> 814.234.4773     anvilus9-at-adelphia.net
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