RE: To Commander---Canadian Tank Division

["Darren Baker" <hobbydarren-at-hotmail.com>]

We here in the Edmonton region would also be quite interested in this new 
technology




>From: Jim Neifert <jneifert-at-shaw.ca>
>Reply-To: tanks-at-rctankcombat.com
>To: tanks-at-rctankcombat.com
>Subject: To Commander---Canadian Tank Division
>Date: Fri, 13 Aug 2004 15:03:06 -0700
>
>The Abbotsford BC Tank Division has aquired a much improved model of the 
>Electronic Controller that MAG had been offering to sell to us here in 
>Canada. Although I am sure the Americans think the, and I quote {Tyng 
>wooden relays} will work, our agent was able to bribe one of the developers 
>with a Big Mac and Large Fries for the plans on a much improved model using 
>Non-wooden relays.
>Jim Neifert
>Abbotsford BC
>
>
>MAG Announces New Products
>In an unrelated story, the Maryland Attack Group announced today that it 
>will be marketing a new line of electronic controllers, known as the 
>"Sommer Collection", which incorporate advanced electronics with cheap 
>wooden relays invented by Tyng Laboratories. The new products will be sold 
>primarily outside the U.S. through a chain of retail stores known as 
>Tri-Mart starting in Canada this summer. A Tri-Mart spokesperson stated 
>that "Canada is essentially a third-world R/C power, so we needed a line of 
>really cheap products for their emerging military forces. The Sommer 
>Collection fulfills that need well." MAG forces, as well as their allies, 
>such as the Vegas Alliance, will be using more advanced controllers that 
>will not be available through Tri-Mart. When asked to comment about recent 
>stories regarding the spontaneous combustion of the Tyng wooden relays, 
>Tri-Mart stated "That shouldn't be a problem when operating in the colder 
>northern climates".
>
>When asked how Tri-Mart plans to market the new products up north, the 
>Tri-Mart spokesperson said that "We'll make them an offer they can't 
>refuse."

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