Re: It's Alive!

[Frank Pittelli <frank-at-rctankcombat.com>]

Paul Pittelli wrote:
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> Frank, John,
> 
> Today, KV-1 is officially a fully-functional RC Tank!  I installed the 
> mount for a 9oz CO2 container in the turret, so the KV-1 is complete.  
> Modifications since last battle include: improved tread design, new 
> upper rollers, flanges on all rollers to keep the tread aligned, 
> enhanced tensioning system for the front axle, flexible whip antenna, 
> ultra smooth JTTRS (John's Toyota Turret Rotation System), redesigned 
> turret and gun mount, under-gun-mount turret elevation system, hinged 
> paintball hopper and magnetic sealed paintball hatch!
> 
> Out of all the improvements, I think the JTTRS is the best (simple 
> design, stable and smooth).
> 
> Ready for a field test,
> Paul

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Congratulations, we are well ahead of schedule.  Dr. Sommer and his band 
of merry misfits from Pennsylvania and Virginia still think our vehicles 
are completely torn apart and are no where near completion.  We will 
continue to post photos of incomplete vehicles to maintain the 
dis-information campaign.

I'm glad to see that the 9oz bottle fit in your turret.  When combined 
with the 9oz in the Panzer IV and the 20oz bottles in the Tiger-1 and 
Will's new terror weapon, we'll be able to fire thousands of rounds 
before having to recharge CO2.

Tyng Labs has informed us that they are also well ahead of schedule, 
having installed all planned T.H.O.R.F. technology in the dreaded T-34. 
  Accordingly, they have moved onto Plan A17 as we discussed previously.

With all of our tanks now fully operational, we can focus on the 
lightening fast manuevers that will keep the non-Marylanders constantly 
confused and dazed on the battlefield. All field tests previously 
scheduled for the month of May have been moved up, you'll receive 
further details in a few days.

As always, please destroy all correspondence after reading it, so that 
it doesn't fall into the wrong hands.

        Frank Pittelli
        Director of Preparations
        Tri-Pact Department of Warfare and Entertainment

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