>After his death, Osama bin Laden
went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who
slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
>Patrick Henry punched him in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end
>America's liberty, but you failed."
>James Madison appeared, kicked him, and said, "This
is why I allowed the
>government to provide for the common defense."
>Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from
James Randolph, James
>Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early
Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel
appeared. Bin Laden said, "This was not what I was promised."
>The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72
Virginians waiting for you.
>What did you think I said?"