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To All Battlers South of the Mason-Dixon Line,
Based on information gathered by covert means (see email below), we have
reason to believe that Joe Sommer (aka. Sadam Sommer, aka. Osama Sommer)
has been heavily recruiting in the back-woods of Pennsylvania since his
disappearance after the last battle. Although members of the
Tri-Pact/Tyng joint security forces have come close a number of times,
Sommer has eluded capitivity and continues to cause problems for the
coalition. His recent recruitment (ie. brain-washing) of Dan "Not Don"
Johnson indicates that he is still attempting to develop a fighting
force capable of toppling the free world. As Sommer has stated in the
past, "I'll send wave after wave of suicide battlers on one way missions
to prove my point". Apparently, Mr. Johnson is the first "wave" and all
southern forces should be on alert.
It is widely believed that Sommer's religious devotion to the Hetzer
design and an overuse of plastic parts will be evident in Johnson's
vehicle, although experts will be anxiously awaiting photographic
evidence of his progress over the next few weeks. If sufficient
evidence is forthcoming, most experts agree that Johnson's Hetzer will
receive official designation, which, of course, makes him eligible for
massive amounts of foreign aid, even though he'll be a wanted fugitive.
Johnson's proximity to Gettysburg is not a coincidence, according to
reports recently released by the Tri-Pact Center For Strategic Studies.
As Dr. Wolfgang Bernhofferner explained, "Sommer believes that he can
cause a North-South conflict that has the same outcome as the Civil War,
with the North, under Sommer's control, winning the war". Bernhofferner
continued to explain that, "Unfortunately, General Grant didn't know
anything about tank warfare ... and neither does Sommer for that matter".
Nonetheless, news of the second Pennsylvanian Hetzer should not be taken
lightly by southern forces and continued vigilance is required.
Frank "Just Whistling Dixie" Pittelli
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Hetzer 2
Date: Sat, 20 Dec 2003 07:55:25 -0800 (PST)
From: Johnson Dan <d61863-at-yahoo.com>
I have been working with Joe Sommer and am in the middle of construction
of the second hetzer I wish to bring to the group.
My name is Dan Johnson, i live outside Gettysburg Pennsylvania and wish
to join the group.
Construction details thus far-I have the similar materials to Mr. Sommer
and have begun the hull.
Motors and the anvilus mixer board will be the steps taken in early
Please let me know anything I need to do to become part of this group
and how to get a tank number.
Have a great weekend!
Daniel A. Johnson