RE: Am I lucky or what ?

["William Harris" <trollstomper-at-voyager.net>]

Hey, Didn't they start he whole Junkyard Wars craze?

> -----Original Message-----
> From: tanks-admin-at-rctankcombat.com [mailto:tanks-admin-at-rctankcombat.com]
> On Behalf Of Frank Pittelli
> Sent: Saturday, August 09, 2003 5:48 PM
> To: tanks-at-rctankcombat.com
> Subject: Re: Am I lucky or what ?
> 
> paul needham wrote:
> >
> > Until today that is , hit a flea market first thing and got a windscreen
> > wiper for £2.00  then found some 30 and 40 amp relays for 10pence each.
> > Further on I found a 6v Quad Injusa and bought it for £15 pounds
> > ... then looking under the seat I saw
> > it had 2 batterys 12v! the holy grail 1 the workers there said it did
> > not run and I could have it for £5 pounds [ FIVE !] I had also spotted
> > some similar cells in the battery dump and they said I could take my
> > pick of them as well ! I got 2 12v 6 amp cells and a 12v golf cart
> battery as well.
> >
> 
> Attention All North American Tank Battlers,
> 
> Intelligence reports have confirmed that there is a vast treasure house
> of surplus parts and equipment available in the U.K.  Furthermore,
> readiness assessments performed by Tri-Pact's Central Insurance Agency
> indicate that forces in the U.K. are currently weak, but expected to
> grow in strength and numbers over the next 6-12 months.  Although some
> experts believe that the U.K. forces will eventually fold because of a
> lack of properly chilled beer, most believe that the U.K. forces will
> continue to improve and may cause a threat to our way of life in the
> future.
> 
> Therefore, based on the information provided to me at this time, I think
> it is best that we make plans to invade the U.K. at the earliest
> possible time, sweep through their yard sales and junk yards with fists
> full of dollars and ship anything and everything back to the U.S. for
> safekeeping.  Only then can we prevent them from building up their
> forces to unsafe levels.
> 
> After our forces are sufficiently large enough to repel any
> counter-invasion (lord help us if the send the Rolling Stones again ...)
> we can sell them back their rubbish on Ebay, plus a small storage and
> shipping fee.
> 
>       Frank "North America - Leaders In Total Rubbish" Pittelli
> 
>