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From: SteveT44 <SteveT44-at-comcast.net>
Subject: RE: Is The War Over?
Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 08:42:49 -0400
Reply-To: tanks-at-rctankcombat.com

Title:
Mr. Dernberger,
 
Photographic trickery first used to try and convince us of the moon landings decades ago will fool no one today.  It is evident that Tri-Pact is desperate to boost its sagging troop morale with the publishing of such false propaganda.  While Tri-Pact was bumping into each other trying to shoot at imaginary ghosts (at 3' ranges we might add).  Tyng Industries Dread T34 was indeed on the scene gathering valuable intelligence data on Tri-Pacts battle tactics (see link for details http://www.rctankcombat.com/tanks/T005/90WaitingForTabbies-large.jpg).  The Dread T34 was easily able to penetrate the lair of Tri-Pact (and under the nose of the much vaunted Tri-Pact BattleStar Management System)  to witness the antics.  These seemed to mainly consist of beer drinking, loud belching (particularly from Mr. Montgomery), and back slapping after the completion of the most rudimentary of maneuvers.  Tyng Industries and our ally Anvilus Machine Works is confident that the blowhards that are Tri-Pact will be put soundly into their places at the upcoming Battle for Middle Maryland.
 
Steve 'We're Coming to Get You' Tyng
 

[Steve-Dayle-at-comcast.net]  -----Original Message-----
From: tanks-admin-at-rctankcombat.com [mailto:tanks-admin-at-rctankcombat.com]On Behalf Of Vern Dernberger
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2003 10:29 PM
To: tanks-at-rctankcombat.com
Subject: Is The War Over?

In a surprise move today, Tri-Pact launched a daring attack directly at the head of the Tyng Regime in an attempt to "cut off the head of the snake".  Some experts believe that they might have succeeded in ending the war before it even began.  See:
http://www.rctankcombat.com/press/030625/
for a detailed report and award-winning photographs.

Vern Dernberger
Tri-Pact News Service
"We Make The News"