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Dear Vern,
> As war approaches, two armies prepare to conduct
> an R/C land battle that few have ever experienced.
> However, the build-up to the war is anything but even.
> See Tyng Regime Falters for all of the details.
> Vern Dernberger
> Tri-Pact News Service
> "We Make The News"
Kudos on your latest investigative piece. Given the sordid state of today's jingo
journalism that concentrates on hype and crass commercialism to generate ratings at
the expense of truth, we are truly pleased to have you reporting on R/C tank combat.
We do not know how you did it, but each and every bit of minutiae in your article
was 100% correct.
Steve's recent trip to Aruba was truly a much needed vacation. (He really did not
return with off-shore battery technology that provides 24 VDC, 50 Ah in a five pound
package, nor did his private jet swing by Florida or Louisiana to ink contracts with
two new allies.)
Also, Joe's dementia and fascination with children's toys is sad and deplorable.
(He really is not trying to capture the potentially lucrative 3 to 5 year old market
segment for R/C tank combat hardware.)
In regard to your reports on R/C tank developments from Click and Clack and Will,
all we can say is - "Keep up the good work!". We love fairy tales.
Steve "Black Socks' Tyng"
and
Joe "bang, bang ... pow-pow-pow" Sommer