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Steve Tyng wrote:
> I surmise that the tabbies have perceived their inadequacies and have
> formed a secret alliance in a desperate attempt to counter the power
> of the Tiger Killer, to defeat it, if not in a qualitive standpoint,
> then in a quantitive standpoint!
Truly a touching bit of prose on this cold and wintery morning. Yes,
indeed, the Tigers have formed an alliance, but it is certainly not
secret and not because of inadequacies. Rather, the alliance has been
formed to keep the world safe.
Recon photos have shown the sophisticated capabilities of Tyng
Laboratories and routine financial investigations conducted by the
Tri-Pact Bureau of Investigation have revealed the significant financial
resources at your finger tips. Furthermore, we have received reports
(unconfirmed at this time) that representatives of Tyng Laboratories
have been attempting to purchase large quantities of "Agent W", a
highly-toxic biologically-produced gas, for use in a new generation of
paintballs that are secretly being developed by Tyng Labs. All attempts
by Tri-Pact Inspectors to confirm this development have been thwarted by
your refusal to allow them access to your facilities (as provided in the
2002 Annapolis Treaty). As such, it is our duty to rid the hobby of
such weapons of mass destruction so that the battlefield will be safe
"for the children".
Therefore, at this time, I call on all my fellow German tank commanders
to join forces and protect the entire R/C tank combat world from the
onslaught of cheap, mass-produced, Tyng technology. With a battle force
of at least 4 Tigers, 1 Panther, 1 Panzer IV and 2 Hetzers, we represent
the only true super-power in the hobby and it is our obligation to
maintain safety. We also call on all other battlers to make a decision:
"Either you stand with us or against us with regard to Tyng
Laboratories ... there is no middle ground".
World peace is the goal of the German Alliance ... even if we have to
destroy every last resource of the Tyng Forces.
Frank "Peace Through Overwhelming Fire-Power" Pittelli
- It snowed
- From: "Steve Tyng" <stevet-at-stcharlesmd.com>