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From: Henry Tyler <henrityler-at-yahoo.com>
Subject: Unsubscribe
Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 02:59:32 -0700 (PDT)
Reply-To: tanks-at-rctankcombat.com

    While it has been interesting reading all of your
activities, I have to bow out at this time. I leave
you with this gem I found recently.

You might be a tanker if:
Your hunting dog obeys the commands "halt", "traverse
right/left", "forward", and "identified". 

You recycle because you feel sorry for those poor
bastards down at Bragg. 

You can sleep through a raging thunderstorm, but wake
up when your wristwatch alarm goes off.

When playing football, you can never throw a pass
without checking wind, baro, and the football's

You let your kids pee off the porch, but ground them
when their rooms arn't IAW the standard loadplan.

You're always accusing the wife of turning down the
volume on the TV and telephone.

You believe that during the Gulf War, everyone was
there to support YOU.

You shy away from helping the kids with their math
because you don't have all your fingers.

The only ashtrays you have at home are all 120mm aft

You giggle uncontrollably when the guys talk about the
thrill of firing big bore guns like the .308.

You say "On the way" as you pass gas.

You consider four the perfect size for a family.

You don't realize that it's illegal to stick your head
out the sunroof while driving.

Henry E. Tyler

"Hey, we're fighting giant bugs on freaking Pluto man. We're all insane."    'Doc' 
LeCroix, Roughnecks

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